it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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