having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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