Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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