He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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