we're blogging at a bar
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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