Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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