Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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