i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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