i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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