Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
