Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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