I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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