The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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