Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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