Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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