my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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