ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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