how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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