yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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