He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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