ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think your dad took our porno
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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