Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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