i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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