Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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