So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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