Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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