I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
True college students do jello shots in the library
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