Non-Jews are for practice
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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