Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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