My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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