i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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