Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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