Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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