my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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