doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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