i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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