my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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