is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
