and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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