so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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