My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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