hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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