I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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