Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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