Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
