He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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