Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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