Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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