My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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