the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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