she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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